Gravity Fallen at 21:
The question still stands: How does a collegiate with the ability to legally purchase alcohol even show interest in a Disney cartoon? Allow me to enlighten your beautiful faces, one section at a time.
Part 2: The Off-The Wall Side Characters:
(Part one can be found here.)
In the average small town, there may be one or two ‘famous’ weird people hanging around, like this guy known as the Unicorn Man in my hometown of Johnstown, PA.
Sexy, isn’t he? Look at him pose for the camera. Well, anyway most towns are lucky to have an oddity such as the man above, but Gravity Falls’ residents put even the unicorn man to shame. It’s not everyday you see a kid pulling a party wagon full of manotaurs and horses:
Or a merman trying to escape the public pool.
Or the leader of the gnomes bathing in a tub of squirrels.
There’s really nothing else I can say about this. I mean—who doesn’t like a super weird race of perfectly-executed creatures thrown at them every once in a while? Exactly, no one. My case rests.